Monday 10 June 2013

[Gays] Muscle beach #1


Studio: Pacific Sun Entertainment
Cast: Claudio Antonelli, Fabrice Felder, Jack Laurel, Fred Goldsmith, Leslie Manzel, Ray Phillips, Brian Wels, Fernando Nielsen
Genres: Gay, Outdoor, DILF
Video language: English

I can deny it no longer. Those Anti-New-World-Order militia groups from West Virginia were right - lobbying doesn't work. You want change, you gotta pick up a gun. Half the readers are freaking out right now over this new attitude from the usually-liberal Frou, whilst the other half are nodding their heads in agreement, but that's because they belong to those same Anti-New-World-Order militia groups from West Virginia.

What brought on this redneck epiphany? I'll tell you. You may recall my wonderfully courteous letter of complaint to the producers of Muscle Beach's prequel, Sunstroke. I politely put across the viewpoint that Mr. Borbely's insistence on reusing the same cast repeatedly was beginning to become slightly tiresome. And yep, the letter was ignored. Look at the box-art. Coverstar Antonelli letting sand run from between his fingers? I can think of no better symbolic representation of my rapidly diminishing patience.

We all know this film is gonna be great, why even bother? It's part two and I'm too bored to tell you what occurred in the first. Shagging. Lots of it. It's exactly the same cast, the sly trick of introducing them in a different order in the opening credits fools no-one! We start in Cannes, where I'll wager half the guys prayed to be discovered by dirty old film producers, but we soon hit the harbor. And here come those fabulous Pacific Sun fucked-up subtitles: "Let's have some delicious vine." Yummy! Would that be red, white or straight from the rainforest, sir?

Format: lavfpref
Duration: 15:20
Video: 720x480, AVC (H.264)
Audio: 125kbps





File size: 435.7 MB



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